House M.D. - Expertly Entertaining

As a writer, I appreciate House on a few different levels.

1. House is a modern analog of Sherlock Holmes (Holmes...Homes...House...get it?).  They're both drug addicts, super sleuths, manipulative, and anti-social.  They also both have best friends who are physicians and who wear their heart on their sleeves (Watson and Wilson), who were once married, but lost their wives.
2. The story arcs are good and the dialogue is great.
3. Each episode is composed of 3-4 story arcs.  That is, there is an A (primary) story and a B (secondary) story for the characters.  Then there's the mystery of the illness they're dealing with.  Every once in a great while it's pretty straightforward, but being the series is in the mystery genre and treats the illnesses as characters, there are sometimes A and B stories for the illness itself.  All of this is woven together quite expertly.

Breeding dogs, horses and humans

I've been looking over our community outreach program lately, and it reminded me of how much dog (and other domesticated animal) breeding bothers me.

If you're a dog lover, then you're aware of the various *inherited* health problems for the different breeds (and if you're not a dog lover, then you've just learned something new!).  These health concerns are the result of genetic engineering through breeding.  Breeders will find 2+ favorable characteristics in 2+ breeds of dogs (or other animals).  After X# of generations, a new breed of dog emerges with said favorable characteristics, but also at least a few serious health problems.

There are benefits to this practice, to be sure, but I can't help but question it when comparing the benefits to the genetic harm it's causing to the dogs.  Also, I know full well that eugenics programs (breeding programs for humans) have long been recognized as immoral and inhumane.

Sure, the domestication of animals has been an integral part of humanity's development, from hunting partners (wolves/dogs) to helping streamline the work on the farm (horses/oxes) to transporting people and things (horses, camels, etc.); but I think we're at a point where - by and large - we can probably cut back on this.

One of these days I'm going to have to sit down with an animal breeder and a geneticist and a philosopher and we'll sort this whole thing out.  Until then, I'm very interested in what other people think.

Stormtroopers as diverse as they are charitable

When you attend multiple comic/pop-culture conventions every year like I do, you can't help but notice all the great Star Wars costumes.  Many of them are sanctioned 501st members, and they're all really great people.

The following is a reproduction of an article I wrote for my journalism class, which focuses on the diversity of this charitable organization.

Special thanks to Fluffy and Mr. McPherson for agreeing to be interviewed.

Make-A-Wish Foundation Event on April 28, 2007 for Joshua Foley

Photo courtesy of the 501^st Legion: Vader’s Fist

The 501^st Legion: Vader’s Fist is perhaps one of the lesser known (and quirkier) charitable organizations, requiring its members to dress up in professional grade Star Wars costumes for their events.

“To be honest, there’s a lot of fun in it, but I do it for the voluntary work we do.  I like that kind of thing.  Making kids smile is one of the ultimate things we can do,” said 501^st member Loujaue McPherson, 46, proud father of four.

From visiting children’s hospitals to attending events like Make-A-Wish or various walks for diseases, the 501^st are there to entertain the people and provide support for the cause.  Primarily, the members of the 501^st will parade, mingle, have their pictures taken with fans, and lend a hand with ceremonies.

“I remember one time I walked around the corner [in my Darth Vader costume], and there were a bunch of kids with dollar store lightsabers, so I pulled mine out and they came right at me, and we fought for a little while.  There were more lightsabers than kids, so they kept switching out.  We all had a lot of fun.  For us, making kids smile is one of the ultimate things we can do,” said McPherson.

“The core of the 501^st is a love of Star Wars that transcends age, race, gender, religion, politics.  It’s a story that everyone – no matter what they believe – can relate to.  People from all facets of life come together to use that mutual love to reach out to the community,” said Tony ‘Fluffy’ Piccolo, who joined the 501^st when he was 18 (the minimum age to become a member).

Piccolo was the Event Coordinator in WV, DE and PA for two years, and Captain of the Guard in the same tri-state area for one year.

“The Captain of the Guard position is important because we’re a pretty diverse group, full of all ages, races and backgrounds.  It really brings people from all walks together.  Of course, as with any group, the more diverse it is, the more opinions differ.  My job [as the Captain of the Guard] is to keep the peace and act as mediator for the members in my chapter,” said Piccolo, age 23.

The original trilogy features – almost exclusively – male Caucasian characters.  Princess Leia Organa and an obscure Rebel commander are two of the only females featured in the entire original trilogy.

Piccolo estimated that approximately “1 in every 6 Stormtroopers is actually a woman under the helmet.  In the new trilogy you’ll actually see greater racial diversity and a lot more women, including female Jedi.  It’s definitely much more diverse.  My personal opinion is that a) they learned that the first trilogy appeals to a wider range of people than just 10-14 year old boys; and b) the world is much more politically correct now.”

Although they may not have a galaxy-wide reach, the 501^st does have a strong presence in North and South America, Europe and Asia.  They have garrisons (25+ members) in all 50 states and more than 20 countries, and a presence in over 250 countries.

To learn more about the 501^st Legion: Vader’s Fist and their work, visit their online headquarters at www.501st.com or watch the documentary, Heart of an Empire.

Shiny Things!

This weekend will be our first big push on the jewelry end of things, and I'm nervously excited about it!

Also, it'll be nice to visit NYS again.

New Blog Service! (or not)

Aside from not having much in the way of spare time, I'm going to take the liberty of accusing WordPress of false advertisement. Their "famous 5-minute installation"? Yeah. Definitely not. I sunk at least an hour into trying to figure it all out. And they even say that you don't need to know much of anything. Bleh.

Cookies For Breakfast?!

The snow has melted as quickly as it has fallen. The part that truly amazes me, though, is that even the salt-covered snow banks on the sides of the roads are mostly gone as well. The reason this blows my mind is because I grew up in upstate New York, where those snow banks would linger on well into July.

To celebrate the warmer (but not quite warm) weather, I had an ice cream sandwich for breakfast this morning. It was delicious and brought back many childhood memories. Unfortunately, none of those childhood memories were of me eating ice cream sandwiches for breakfast (pesky parents being responsible!).

Still, I think having an ice cream sandwich on an almost warm morning for breakfast makes many of the pitfalls of adulthood almost worth it. :D

Bed, Bath & Beyond Grammar!

I didn't want anyone to think I was being mean or malicious with this, so I waited a while before scanning and posting this. Other than putting a line through the address of the specific store location that put out this horrid excuse for a flyer, this image/document has not been doctored whatsoever. In fact, the entire Bridal area was littered with signs chock full of poor or otherwise incomprehensible grammar.

See how many of the errors you can find. Then lose 2d6+5 SAN. If you get that joke, regain 1d6 SAN.